I didn’t even realize I was hiring. Yet, you got the job.
The position pays in memories. Shared and unshared. Real and imagined. The good, the bad, and the unwanted reminders that maybe, just maybe, you weren’t enough.
The job requirements are easy. Some light lifting, the occasional too-much-to-drink, and how-did-we-get-here’s.
If you have a Bachelors in heartbreak, even better. If not, there is a lot of opportunity for on the job training.
We can only take you on a few hours a week though, things have been a little rough around here.
What do you say, would you like to be the Part-Time Ghost?